THE SIMPLE DATE PRESENTS

THE DATE-ING CLUB 💘

Bad dates. Good chocolate. Great benefits.

Join our slightly unhinged inner circle where we overshare our bad date stories for free chocolate therapy, get secret offers, vote on future Dates, go to Date School + get first dibs on whatever we're grinding up next.

Wanna Date? 💘

Membership is free. The stories may be emotionally expensive.

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No awkward commitment. No membership fee. Just chocolate and emails worth opening.

DATEMARES 💔

SHARE YOUR DATING NIGHTMARE.

The most unhinged, cringe story gets a 4-Bar Chocotherapy Pack on us.

DATEMARES CAN INCLUDE UNFORTUNATE SITUATIONS LIKE...

Took you to a stranger's wedding to score free food.
Decided the restaurant's table centrepiece would look better at home... so they took it.
Casually revealed their electronic monitoring ankle bracelet.
Their mom chaperoned your date.
You headed back to their place... which turned out to be the shed in their landlord's backyard.

DATE-ING DETOX 👀

Tell us the whole ridiculous story. You might just win the 4-Bar Chocotherapy Pack!

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Date-ing Detox

Be sure to remove any identifying details about the people in your DateMare.

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* I confirm I am 18 years of age or older. * I give The Simple Date permission to share my story on social media, emails + other content. You can use my first name when sharing my story.

* Required. One favourite DateMare is selected each month to receive a free 4-Bar Chocotherapy Pack.