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DateMares

Share your dating nightmare.

Every month, the most unhinged, cringe-worthy story gets a 4-Bar Choco-therapy Pack on us. Canada only.

Does it qualify as a DateMare?

Unfortunately, probably.

Took you to a stranger's wedding to score free food.
Decided the restaurant's table centrepiece would look better at home... so they took it.
Casually revealed their electronic monitoring ankle bracelet.
Their mom chaperoned your date.
You headed back to their place... which turned out to be the shed in their landlord's backyard.

Your DateMare

Tell us the whole ridiculous story. You might just win the 4-Bar Choco-therapy Pack.

Your first name

Your dating nightmare

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* Required. Open to Canadian residents age 18+. One favourite DateMare is selected each month to receive a free 4-Bar Choco-therapy Pack. Winner announced on the 1st of each month.

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