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The Simple Date

The Breakup Box 😈

The Breakup Box 😈

Some people heal with therapy; others with wishful thinking. 

Cheers to hoping your ex's waistline expands.    

Includes:

  1. Your choice of 4 or 6 bars;
  2. Premium gift box + satin ribbon wrap;
  3. Our iconic unhinged breakup message on the box sleeve;
  4. Optional gift message included inside the box.

Pre-loaded with our breakup survival picks - but feel free to swap flavours below.

 

$54.00 CAD
$54.00 CAD
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Box Size

Choose any 4 bars 😏

Selected: 0/4 bars

May’s Blind Date 0
The Cash-oooh Date - Cashews 0
The Gutsy Date - Nuts & Seeds 0
The Nutty Date - Almonds 0
The Peanut Better Date 0
The Pista-Show Off Date - Pistachio 0
The Rich Date - Dark 0
The Sweet Date - Milk 0

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Inside The Recovery Box

Included in The Box

We know that healing is better with chocolate and a little emotional support.

Your choice of 4 or 6 full-size date-sweetened chocolate bars, packed inside a premium black gift box with satin ribbon wrapping and our iconic break up recovery sleeve.

Optional gift message included inside the box - may speed up healing.

The Chocolate Lineup

Inside the box: ridiculously smooth chocolate sweetened with dates instead of refined sugar.

Choose your own lineup or use our pre-loaded breakup survival picks:

  • Peanut Better Date (Peanut)
  • Nutty Date (Almond)
  • Pista-Show Off Date (Pistachio)
  • Cash-oooh Date (Cashew)

For the 6-bar box we also add:

  • The Rich Date (70% Dark)
  • The Gutsy Date (Nuts + Seeds)

Gift & Shipping

Sending directly to your heart-broken friend? Simply enter their shipping address at check-out.

Each box is packed by hand in Toronto and ships inside a protective outer mailer to keep your gift looking dramatic and intact upon arrival.

Storage & Shelf-Life

Store your chocolate in a cool, dry place away from sunlight. Because it's made with pure cocoa butter and no preservatives, it may soften in warm environments. Refrigeration is optional but not required.

Shelf life: 2 months (small batch, no refined sugar, no stabilizers).